STORM SURGE!!!

This weekend Mel, Jenne and I hopping the Taurarri and headed east to Columbus, OH for Aaron's incredible Hurricane Party. Due to hitting Indianapolis at rush hour, lots of construction and the Hell hole the US calls Indiana, we didn't make it to Aaron's until 9:30pm with a party start time of 10. We hurried and got into costume and started to stir things up. Unfortunately, my camera got misplaced at some point in the night, so for now, you will have to use Sanjida's pictures to tell you the story of the night...and she was only there for the first 1/3 of the party. The night ended with a 3:30am Taco Bell run.

Here are some quotes and thoughts from the weekend:

--"You have 15 seconds to finish your burrito and get out of here." "It's a chalupa, gosh."
--"Ariel is in the bathtub"
--"I just don't feel right."
--Tom Raper RVs
--"Welcome to Indiana, the Hell hole of America"
--"I think I just came across another red hair"
--"It's going to come out of the gap between the toilet and the toilet seat"
--blump
--"It knocks me on my ass, but I don't know what it will do to you"
--"Meow"homeless man to Jenne
--What would Jesus bomb?-a bumper sticker
--"Jesus wants you to drink more and to encourage hook ups"
--"Let's have a slumber party"
--"It was like WWF Smackdown"
--"Aaron, Nick just puked"
--"How did you fall?" "My thong got caught on the doorknob on the way in"
--"If you don't give me water now I'm gonna stick my head under the fountain and drink"
--"There were at least 5 straight guys there at some point"
--"Can you give me $4 to go to the Y?"
--"I just don't feel comfortable being at a porn store with Jesus"
--"She's got pussy control"
--"Hey little red riding hood, where's toto?"
--painted bridges
--"My feet are cold and they hurt"
--"We shoudl wait for them, they might get raped"
--Come on Sloopy, come on
--Jesus tried to instigate a storm surge
--"Cat 5, Cat 5"
--After accidently spraying 2 guys in the face with a carona, I yell "It's a hurricane!"
--"Delilah, that bitch won't give me her phone number"
--EUO
--"Nice nut buffet"
--"I left my burrito in the car"
--"We hate you Aaron, we hate you"


more fabulous quotes to come later...