There are a lot of things I don't like about Valentine's Day, but not having a "valentine" isn't one of them. There are so many bigger problems in the world that it greatly annoys me that people get so upset about this "holiday." I am also disturbed that people waste so much money on meaningless and generic gifts. Everyone gets candy, jewelry, stuffed animals(seriously, does anyone want one? no) and flowers, where is the thought in that?
If you really want to set me off, call me bitter. I am not bitter. I just don't really care about the holiday. No one calls me bitter when I don't celebrate Flag Day. In fact, it's my dad's brithday, which is way more important to me.
Anyhow, enough of the ranting. This was forwarded to me in an email from a friend and is an absolutely hilarious Valentine's gift. Serenading Sausages. Any day of the year, I would want a sausage to sing to me.