Because I work in health care, I hear a lot of stories that aren't often told to other people...Think bodily functions. I don't mind and usually find them humorous.
I had a friend that was doing some traveling and shared this story with me. While he was on his trip, he was having some gastrointestinal distress and had to use the restroom, a public restroom. After about an hour, this person had to use the restroom again and returned to the same public restroom. After exiting the second time this guy realized that he had dropped a deuce not once but twice in the WOMEN's restroom.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!