Thoughts of a Jersey Chaser

I like sports. I like guys. I like tall guys. Athletes are often tall. This makes me often like athletes, and apparently a jersey chaser. 

But see, I think it is just the coincidence that athletes are often taller than your average guy. The average height of the American male is 5'10". I am 5'11" and prefer guys that are taller than me. If I used height as a deal breaker(which I don't) that would automatically eliminate over 50% of the US population of men. 

All I'm saying is that if there was a group of professional scrap booking men that were all well above 6 foot tall, I am sure I might like some of them too, but  would you be calling me a scrap booking chaser?

Go team.