Katrina was causing waves

On the far left if Hurricane Frankfuter(something from Rocky Horror Picture Show), Hurricane Katrina is showing some leg, and I am Hurricane Humberto(a sumo wrestler on the far right of the pic). Katrina is the best part host ever!

My liver survived a Cat 5

The quotes and comments continue...

--"I am NOT drunk"
--Q:"Are you coming to the party?" A:"Oh God, there's a party!?!"
--"Please tell me Ariel didn't puke in my bathtub"
--Aaron jumping onto the deflating matress
--"Don't tell me you still have your cherry"(Mel dies of laughter)
--"Do you want a cherry?" "Is it soaked in alcohol?" "No" "Then why would I want one?"
--"Get my coat. It's Burberry"
--"I am NOT getting out at Taco Bell"
--"There's a rumble in the jungle"
--"You know how the Iowa sign used to say "You make me smile" Well, Stawojo, you make me smile"
--"Her ass is way too big to play twister"
--"That is how I tell who my real friends are...if they would tell me if I had a turd sticking out of my pants"
--I saved you in my phone as Hot Sumo Girl"

More photos on Chris's page...my camera is still MIA. :-(

STORM SURGE!!!

This weekend Mel, Jenne and I hopping the Taurarri and headed east to Columbus, OH for Aaron's incredible Hurricane Party. Due to hitting Indianapolis at rush hour, lots of construction and the Hell hole the US calls Indiana, we didn't make it to Aaron's until 9:30pm with a party start time of 10. We hurried and got into costume and started to stir things up. Unfortunately, my camera got misplaced at some point in the night, so for now, you will have to use Sanjida's pictures to tell you the story of the night...and she was only there for the first 1/3 of the party. The night ended with a 3:30am Taco Bell run.

Here are some quotes and thoughts from the weekend:

--"You have 15 seconds to finish your burrito and get out of here." "It's a chalupa, gosh."
--"Ariel is in the bathtub"
--"I just don't feel right."
--Tom Raper RVs
--"Welcome to Indiana, the Hell hole of America"
--"I think I just came across another red hair"
--"It's going to come out of the gap between the toilet and the toilet seat"
--blump
--"It knocks me on my ass, but I don't know what it will do to you"
--"Meow"homeless man to Jenne
--What would Jesus bomb?-a bumper sticker
--"Jesus wants you to drink more and to encourage hook ups"
--"Let's have a slumber party"
--"It was like WWF Smackdown"
--"Aaron, Nick just puked"
--"How did you fall?" "My thong got caught on the doorknob on the way in"
--"If you don't give me water now I'm gonna stick my head under the fountain and drink"
--"There were at least 5 straight guys there at some point"
--"Can you give me $4 to go to the Y?"
--"I just don't feel comfortable being at a porn store with Jesus"
--"She's got pussy control"
--"Hey little red riding hood, where's toto?"
--painted bridges
--"My feet are cold and they hurt"
--"We shoudl wait for them, they might get raped"
--Come on Sloopy, come on
--Jesus tried to instigate a storm surge
--"Cat 5, Cat 5"
--After accidently spraying 2 guys in the face with a carona, I yell "It's a hurricane!"
--"Delilah, that bitch won't give me her phone number"
--EUO
--"Nice nut buffet"
--"I left my burrito in the car"
--"We hate you Aaron, we hate you"


more fabulous quotes to come later...

MILF Hunter

So sometimes I google my own name to see what comes up. Never before tonight had is come up that I am on milf hunter. So, thinking that this was random, I clicked on the link and was taken to a porn sight. I really hope I do not share my name with a porn star.

Up to this point, I was the only Stacey Lens on the planet.

Sick sick sick.

Phoenix...I'm coming to you???

My brother has informed me that LA cut Jared and he got picked up by the Phoenix Suns. Refer to last post if you are confused.

California, here I come!

I received this email from my brother a few weeks ago...looks like I will be moving to LA.

Taken from www.CBSsportsline.com

LOS ANGELES -- The Clippers signed six free agents Saturday, including four with NBA experience: Jan Jagla, Amal McCaskill, Boniface NDong, Jared Reiner, Fred Vinson and Frank Williams.

Jagla averaged 6.7 points and 3.3 rebounds in Germany last season after three years at Penn State.
McCaskill has averaged 1.8 points and 1.9 rebounds in four seasons with Orlando, San Antonio, Atlanta and Philadelphia. He played in Lebanon last season.

NDong averaged 14.6 points, 8.4 rebounds, 1.4 assists and 1.1 blocks in France last season. The 7-footer played for the Denver Nuggets' summer league team.

Reiner averaged 1.1 points and 2.0 rebounds in 19 games with the Chicago Bulls last season after signing as a free agent out of Iowa.

Vinson averaged 19.8 points, 1.0 rebounds and 2.4 steals in Venezuela last season. He has played in 13 NBA games over two seasons with Atlanta and Seattle.

Williams has averaged 2.9 points and 1.9 assists in his first three NBA seasons after being selected by Denver with the 25th selection in the 2002 draft. He also had stints with New York and Chicago, where he played last season.


--If you couldn't figure it out, I'm moving there with Jared. ;-)

torn

I'm torn.

When I moved to Chicago, I decided that I would become a White Sox fan. While I have never been a big fan of the American League due to their employment of the DH, I knew I could NEVER be a Cubs fan. However, when the world series started this year, I thought I would be cheering for the Sox. Now that the series is in full swing, I am having difficulty cheering for the Sox. Yes, I am happy for them, but my heart belongs to the NL. So...am I a Sox fan or am I cheering for the Astros...I'm still not sure.

I got Scuuurrrrred!

Yesterday I went to Fright Fest at Six Flags Great America with a co-worker and had so much fun. We went on the American Eagle(forwards and backwards), Raging Bull twice, the Viper twice, Batman, Superman, Iron wolf, and the Demon. While the weather was less than perfect(it was raining off and on and cold), we had a BLAST! We sat in the front car multiple times and got pelted in the face with rain. We made friends while waiting in line and even got to watch the world series game on the tv's while waiting in line. What more could I ask for??? We closed down the park and I didnt' get home until 1am. I am a little sore and exhausted, but it was all worth it.

One of the funnier points of the night was when we got off the Raging Bull after dark and were looking at the pictures they try to make you buy, my co-worker said "All you can see in the picture is your big white teeth because your mouth is open." HA HA HA I have glow int eh dark teeth, like the Friend's episode with Ross!

If you've never done fright fest you totally need to. The rides are way better after dark when you can't see anything in front of you. I can't wait until next year.