Tuesday, January 06, 2009

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I can't hear anything over your mole.

I have an issue. It's with large facial moles. They really distract me. If you have one and you talk to me, I probably won't be able to concentrate on what you are saying because I think your mole is talking to me.

You might be laughing but it is a serious problem. Once I notice a big mole, I have the hardest time concentrating on what the person is actually saying, because the mole starts talking to me.

The door guy at one of my favorite bars is very nice but has a mole on his face. When we are there he will always come in and start talking to us and is just generally a very friendly person. Then there is me, constant saying "Huh?" and "What?" because that mole on his face comes to life. Hopefully, he thinks it is because the music is loud or I have a hearing impairment.

I feel bad about this, but have no idea how to fix it.


Anonymous said...

I have a large facial mole. So does UG.


Anonymous said...

There is a lady on the TV show "Say Yes To The Dress" with a large facial mole that I cannot stand!