Thursday, January 22, 2009

plus one = negative fun

I have been a bridesmaid enough times to have been consulted for the movie 27 Dresses and to now put stipulations on my agreeing to be a bridesmaid(just kidding). I did jokingly tell my most recently engaged friend that I would decide whether or not I would be her bridesmaid after she picked the dress I would be wearing. Perhaps even worse than a bad bridesmaid dress is a bad date to a wedding.

I have never understood the need for people(girls especially) to think it's necessary to take a +1 just because the invitation said (and guest). I refuse to take dates to weddings, unless they are good friends with multiple other people in attendance(in which case they probably got their own invite).....or....well...that's it. I think it's even more inconsiderate when a person takes a date to a wedding and they are in the wedding party. There are too many obligations to pay sufficient attention to the person you take as a date. They are abandoned during picture taking, the entire wedding, the time between the wedding and the reception and they are often stuck at a dinner table with random other people they don't know, making brutally boring small talk. All this, while you are having a good time with your close friends at the front table. Would you want to be that date? Not me.

The only time I have ever enjoyed being some one's date to a wedding was last May at Steve and Anna's wedding. Again, I knew a large amount of the people there and have known Aaron for forever and let's face it, Aaron is a load of fun. Best wedding date ever.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I can't hear anything over your mole.

I have an issue. It's with large facial moles. They really distract me. If you have one and you talk to me, I probably won't be able to concentrate on what you are saying because I think your mole is talking to me.

You might be laughing but it is a serious problem. Once I notice a big mole, I have the hardest time concentrating on what the person is actually saying, because the mole starts talking to me.

Example:
The door guy at one of my favorite bars is very nice but has a mole on his face. When we are there he will always come in and start talking to us and is just generally a very friendly person. Then there is me, constant saying "Huh?" and "What?" because that mole on his face comes to life. Hopefully, he thinks it is because the music is loud or I have a hearing impairment.

I feel bad about this, but have no idea how to fix it.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

16 thangz

The wonderful Lucas tagged me in some 16 things post, so I respond. 16 things about me... hmmm...

1. I have worn the same size of shoe since I was in 7th grade. The first pair of shoes I had in that size were a really sweet pair of Nike Air Huaraches.

2. I refused to let my mom brush my hair as a child so she kept it cut short and I was often mistaken for a boy.

3. I love sandwiches. There are so many possibilities.

4. Cilantro is probably my favorite herb.

5. I don't have any unattractive friends. I don't know how it works, but all my friends are above average in the attractive category.

6. I own a sewing machine and like to sew. I wish I had more time to sew and a big space to spread out projects so it would be easier to work on them. One day, I will.

7. I am a total binge reader and a fast reader. I will read a lot of books in a short amount of time then not read for a few months then binge again.

8. I wear black, A LOT, but not in an emo or goth way. It's easy and a classic look.

9. Fountain pop is like crack to me. Diet Coke fountain pop. Bring me on and be my best friend forever. (My roommate brought me one today. Love her.)

10. I could eat Subway everyday. Everyday. Please see #3.

11. I prefer to drink coffee(or hot tea) from a ceramic mug, the old school way. I love to wrap both of my hands around the mug and smell it just like in the commercials.

12. I think anyone can get through life knowing(and following) these things:
--Good grammar and good manners will get you a long way.
--Behaviors have consequences.
--You can never be over dressed, only under dressed.
--Don't be dumb.

13. I love to play board games(mostly Scrabble) and drink wine.

14. I think birthdays are great and don't understand people that don't like to celebrate them.

15. I, have, a, really, bad, habit, of, over-using, commas.

16. I like simple(as in style not -minded.)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

fun with 21

If you have been tagged in this, write the names down of the last 21 people that wrote on your wall (no repeats), and then answer the questions. Say you’re guessing if you don’t know, but at least guess on all of them. After doing this, tag your 21 friends to do the same:

1. Emily Fraser
2. Mitch Lupkes
3. Rachel Rugg
4. Luke Wagner
5. Chris Geidner
6. Brock Andreatta
7. Keno Ely
8. Megan Mulvey
9. Lisa Giglio
10. Jeremiah Juso
11. Sara Giglio
12. Aaron Kithcart
13. Sanjida Saklayen
14. Denise Lupkes
15. Reagan Boeset
16. Sanj George
17. Caitlin O'Connor
18. James Hillary Ferguson
19. Domonique Deery
20. Jill Mansheim
21. Lindsay Muehlbauer


How did you meet 7?
i work with his lovely wife kristen

What would you do if you had never met 15?
probably not gotten kicked out of class in 8th grade for laughing too hard

What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?
be supportive, but as far as i know, neither of them are lesbians

Have you ever seen 17 cry?
maybe of laughter

Would 3 and 6 make a good couple?
i would say no

Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
they would definitely be hilarious

Describe 19:
effing fab-u-lous!!!

Do you like 17?
very much so. she is great.

Do you think 21 is attractive?
i don't have unattractive friends

What's 5's favorite color?
green, black and yellow, just like the jamaican flag

When was the last time you talked to 9?
this morning

What language does 5 speak?
the language of the law

Who is 16 going out with?
lance armstrong

What's 14's favorite music?
no idea

Would you ever date 18?
if i could only be that lucky

Would you ever date 3?
no, sorry

Where does 19 live?
she'll be living in Spain in a few short days

What is the best thing about 4?
his sense of adventure and how hilarious he is. c'mon, we once slow dance to karaoke in a restaurant and the man running the karaoke had a mullet.

What would you like to tell 6 right now?
we need to go out to dinner again soon.

Have you ever kissed 1?
and NO.

What's the best memory you have of 5?
the spaceship, of course.

Is 2 pretty?
very pretty in a very manly way

How did you meet 8?
in college. she asked to use my vacuum to clean up the glass from a snow globe she dropped and i let her, all while thinking to myself...hey idiot, everyone knows you sweep up glass not vacuum it.

Is 12 your best friend?
one of them, YESSSSSSSSSS. love him times 12 million

Have you seen 12 in the last month?
yes! i just visited him

When was the last time you saw 16?
too long ago! ok, so i did see her dec 5

Have you been to 21's house?
not her new one :-(

When's the next time you'll see 10?
not soon enough.

Are you close to 2?
not as close as i would like to be

Have you gotten in trouble with 7?
i wouldn't say trouble, but we have had some fun times together

What did 12 write on your wall?
Yes. I'm still on yours, right?(that was in reference to being the beneficiary on each others life insurance policies.)

Would you give 19 a hug?
of course!

When have you lied to 13?
i don't think so

Do you know a secret about 8?
yes.

Describe the relationship between 11 and 18?.
there isn't one, but i bet they would have a good time if they ever met

How long have you known number 2?
his entire life

Have you ever been in a fight with 6?
no, but we should have been in a fight when he left me on the beach in hawaii with d'dough

Does 11 have a bf/gf?
yes, larry

Have you ever wanted to punch 21 and/or 2 in the face?
no! but i do love to rugby tackle 21

Has 1 met your mother?
nope

How did you meet 21?
we worked together in the summers. some of the best summers of my life.

Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 13?
no

Do you live close to 7?
yep

What is 8's favorite food?
candy and carbs

If you could change one thing about 4 what would it be and why?
that he lived closer to me so we could hang out

Say something nice about 20.
she tells really funny stories..like the time her brother had a party when her parents were out of town

What kind of car does 1 have?
a silver one

Have you traveled anywhere with 9?
mexico

If you gave #2 $100, what would they spend it on?
women and liquor

What is your best memory of 21?
so many! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Out of the Top 21, which is the funniest?
they are all very funny in their own ways

Who is the most flirtatious?
hmmm, i don't know...that's hard

Which one lives the farthest away?
domonique...spain

Which one do you hang out with the most?
well, i live with lisa but i probably see emily more because i work with her

Have you ever been angry at 15?
if i ever was, i got over it quickly. she's pretty hard to be angry with

Ever had a crush on anyone on this list?
probably

What’s one of number 3’s strengths:
her laid back attitude

Who do you think will respond to this?
no one

Sunday, December 21, 2008

He put a ring on it...


I love Megan and Darrin(well, I call him Dames). They have one of the healthiest relationships I know and was very excited that they got engaged on Saturday. 

Just remember, someone VERY wise once said, "Love is love."

Friday, December 19, 2008

Package leads to Burge evacuation

I'm so glad this happened after my time.

Taken directly from www.presscitizen.com:

About 700 University of Iowa students were evacuated Thursday night from Burge Residence Hall after a suspicious package was found there

UI spokesman Steve Parrott said he did not know anything about the package, which was found sometime about 4:45 p.m. He said students were advised to take their books with them when they evacuated the dorm.

Nearby Currier Residence Hall was opened up to the displaced students, as was the Iowa Memorial Union. Parrott said students could go to Hillcrest Residence Hall for dining service.

University of Iowa and Iowa City Police as well as the Johnson County Bomb Squad were called in to investigate the package.

Burge resident Kris Kroski was among the dozens of students waiting outside Burge waiting to hear word about when they would be let in. The entrance to the residence hall was taped off and students were directed to the opposite side of the street.

Kroski said he was not told why Burge was evacuated.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

chew on this


In a recent study(can't remember the name of the study but if your really interested, I can find out) it was shown that chewing gum for 20 minutes lowered stress cortisol levels in saliva 16 percent. Save your breath and destress...chew gum.

Freakin' Fabulous

This is my newest purchase from Borders and it is, freakin' fabulous. Clinton Kelly uses his wit to win you over and make you dress, speak, behave, eat, entertain, decorate and generally be better than everyone else. Now that I have made it clear that I own this book, I would like to let you know that I have also read this book. So, that makes me better than everyone else.

Just kidding.

Anyhow, if you are struggling to find a last minute gift for nearly anyone this year, buy them this book, or buy it for yourself. It's a great conversation piece to have on your coffee table...and maybe, just maybe, it will make you better than everyone else.