Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"I'm illiterate?"

The other day, I received a phone call from someone trying to give me a GREAT deal on the New York Post...and they would even deliver it to my house.

I declined the offer. When the man asked why I declined, I blurted out, "I'm illiterate!"**



**I am not really illiterate.

1 comment:

Angie said...

i told the army recruiter in high school that i thought i was gay**

**I am not really gay

that was fun, we should use more disclaimers!