Word to your motha

AWordEmbroidered: TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A UI RA: 10. Our doors are open to you any time of night.9. You'll never believe what we learned at camp.8. We can go round after round after round all the way until 2:30 AM. 7. No roommates! Boy, howdy.6. Our bodies are made of 80% Sassy Pot Pie. 5. Student Health keeps us stocked with condoms and hundreds of weird, tiny tubes of lube.4. If you do something really impressive in bed, we'll probably make a T Shirt to commemorate the occasion.3. There's nothing sexier than a hot young thing with a janitorial key ring and a cell phone from 1982. 2. Saying no to us is ALWAYS disrespectful. 1. Free cable.